tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11943162409048357272023-11-16T04:22:16.722-08:00The Angry DuckRamblings of a quack addictAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-67245496294422747582013-01-23T04:12:00.001-08:002013-01-23T04:12:18.013-08:00I'm Still Here...Sorry for the lack of posts (again). Got caught up in the excitement of Christmas when I went home to visit the parents and sort of forgot about writing. Will be back soon with more rants... :)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-36189759865640651952012-12-11T18:11:00.001-08:002012-12-13T21:52:26.581-08:00A Few of My Favourite Things...(at the moment, anyway)<br />
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1. Daniel Craig as James Bond. I went and saw Skyfall last night and just loved it. Special shoutout to Javier Bardem who basically stole the show with his camp/creepy portrayel of Silva. I had my doubts when I saw the awful dye-job/wig they made him wear but it just suited his character so well! The reboot of the James Bond franchise only worked because of the fragility and rawness that Daniel Craig brought to the movies. I am really going to miss him :( I wonder who will be the next Bond? PLEASE be Idris Elba!!<br />
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2. The Broken Bells. A "supergroup" led by James Mercer (The Shins) and Danger Mouse. I love The Shins but their recent stuff has been pretty hit and miss. The Broken Bells are a nice injection of indie-pop to an industry oversaturated with tween dance-crap.<br />
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3. NYX Round Lipsticks. I mentioned these in my <a href="http://foxoduck.blogspot.com.au/2012/12/save-rabbits.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: magenta;">Save the Rabbits! </span></a>post as a reason to get on board the cruelty-free beauty bandwagon. NYX make hella cheap cosmetics and these round lipsticks are SO pigmented! I have only two shades at the moment (Fig and Rose) but for $2.99 a pop you won't have to sell a kidney to collect the whole set. I just placed a big order with Cherry Culture, an online US site that sells NYX, Jordana and MILANI, and paid $30 for sixteen items and $20 shipping. The shipping is by weight but even if you add the fraction of shipping on to each item it is still WAY cheaper than buying from overtaxed/overpriced Aussie sites. Cherry Culture frequently has sales, too :)<br />
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-79121865091779395582012-12-10T20:13:00.004-08:002012-12-10T20:15:09.119-08:00Save the Rabbits!Every once in a while I get a bee in my bonnet about something or other, which results in me obsessing about that something until I finally acheive/purchase/kill it. Like the time I decided I wanted a cat. I spent several weeks fawning over every cute cat on the RSPCA website and wore Josh down to the point where he let me get one just to shut me up. <br />
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My latest buzzing obsession is cruelty-free makeup. It may seem pretty stupid but I never really thought about this issue until last week. In the same way that I have no moral objection to eating meat but DO have a major problem with killing animals for sport, I believe that it is justifiable to test vaccines and potential therapeutic drugs (in the most humane way possible) on animals but NOT cosmetics because their only purpose is to make us (look/feel) pretty. Feel free to argue with me about this but this is my stance and I'm sticking to it.<br />
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Fresh off the back of my (smugly) improved moral standing on this issue, I did a thorough internet search on companies that tested on animals, with the fervent hope that my favourite brands were innocent of such practices.<br />
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Alas! <br />
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Much to my horror, Clinique and Revlon were right at the top of the list. I've only recently jumped on to the Clinique bandwagon (mainly because of my obsession with Chubby Sticks) but I have been using the same Revlon foundation for 7-8 years and had no intention of changing... until now!<br />
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You can find a comprehensive list of companies that test on animals <a href="http://www.thevegetariansite.com/ethics_test.htm" target="_blank"><span style="color: magenta;">here</span></a>, a list of cruelty-free companies <a href="http://www.globalanimal.org/2010/12/06/companies-that-dont-test-on-animals-resource/26156/" target="_blank"><span style="color: magenta;">here</span></a> and a great list of Australian cruelty-free companies <a href="http://www.choosecrueltyfree.org.au/cruelty-free-list/cruelty-free-list/itemlist/" target="_blank"><span style="color: magenta;">here</span></a>. Please note that although some subsidiaries of large companies do NOT test on animals, the fact that their parent companies still do makes them qualify for the list. PETA updates their lists twice a year so it might also be worth visiting their site, too. I didn't link them because I have my own issues with PETA's practises eg. using donated money to buy shares in cosmetics companies for the purposes of "research". Seriously. Fucked. Up. <br />
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One of the main reasons that major cosmetics/skincare companies still test on animals is because one of the biggest (if not THE biggest) market for these products in the world is China, and laws there state that ALL products for human use must be tested on animals first. The main offenders are:<br />
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<u><b>L'Oreal Group</b></u><br />
Biotherm<br />
Cacharel<br />
Clarisonic<br />
Diesel<br />
Essie<br />
Garnier<br />
Giorgio Armani<br />
Kérastase<br />
Kiehl's<br />
Lancôme<br />
Matrix<br />
Maybelline<br />
Mizani<br />
PureOlogy <br />
Ralph Lauren<br />
Redken <br />
Roger & Gallet<br />
Shu Uemura<br />
Skinceuticals<br />
Stella McCartney<br />
Viktor & Rolf<br />
Yves Saint Laurent <br />
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Braun<br />
Clairol<br />
Covergirl<br />
Dolce & Gabbana colognes<br />
Escada fragrance<br />
Frederik Fekkai<br />
Fusion<br />
Gillette<br />
Gucci colognes<br />
Head & Shoulders<br />
Herbal Essences<br />
Hugo Boss colognes<br />
Lacoste colognes<br />
Max Factor<br />
Nice n Easy<br />
Olay<br />
Old Spice<br />
Oral-B<br />
Pantene<br />
SK-II<br />
Wella<br />
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<u><b>Unilever</b></u><br />
Dove<br />
Lux<br />
Lynx<br />
Radox<br />
Rexona<br />
Simple<br />
St Ives<br />
Sunsilk<br />
Tigi<br />
Thermasilk <br />
Toni & Guy<br />
Tresemme<br />
Vaseline<br />
V05 <br />
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Please Note: I have ONLY listed the skincare/cosmetics/haircare companies I thought were relevant to Australia. The list of ALL associated brands, including laundry/bathroom/pet care is NEVERENDING. Feel free to look them up for yourself and, if you're anything like me, be horrified by all the stuff you own and use!!<br />
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The ones that affect me the most are Revlon (foundation), Garnier (BB cream), Gillette (razors), Tigi (hair product) and Vaseline. But fuck it, they're easily replaceable. And I've done a bit of research on some cheap, quality cosmetics that aren't tested on animals and are either readily available in Australia or easy/cheap to buy on online stores:<br />
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NYX - their round lipsticks and nail polish are great and SO cheap.<br />
MILANI - excellent blushes, brow products and eye shadows.<br />
MUA - very cheap eyeshadow palettes, cream blushes, excellent gel eyeliner and coloured mascara.<br />
Jordana - great matte lipstick and glossy lip color.<br />
Beauty UK - pigmented eyeshadows and cheap nail polish.<br />
Mirenesse (not cheap, but really good!) - best mascara in the world!<br />
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Please let me know if you have any to add to the list :)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-90697591220269101522012-12-06T00:15:00.001-08:002012-12-11T18:04:11.275-08:00I'm with Stupid --->Sigh.<br />
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SIGH.<br />
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At the moment I am playing email ping-pong (or is it table tennis?) with an eBay customer who is upset that her parcel hasn't arrived yet.<br />
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Her initial message:<br />
<span style="color: black; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><br /><i>Hi I was wondering when you posted my item as I haven't received it yet ??? could you please attend to this matter Thanks</i></span><br />
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My response:<br />
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<span style="color: black; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i><span style="color: black; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Hi,<br /><br />It
was posted via Australia Post Click and Send on the 28th November. You
should have been sent a tracking email by Australia Post (it shows up
when you look at your eBay purchase history). The tracking number is xxxxxxxxxxxxxx. I just had a look to see where it was but it doesn't
show its current location. Unfortunately it is now in the hands of
Australia Post. I have noticed that in the past few weeks postage has
been slow (I can only assume it is the Christmas rush). Today would be
the 6th Business day since posting so hopefully it will arrive in the
next day or so. <br /><br />Kind regards,</span></i></span></span></span><br />
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Her follow up: <br />
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<i><span style="color: black; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Hi it doesn't tell me where it is just to contact the seller..Thanks</span></i><br />
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WTF. What is "it" she refers to? Is it the tracking number that was both emailed to her by AusPost (over a week ago) and sent again within my reply? Is it the fucking parcel that is no longer my problem, given that I have proof of dispatch?<br />
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Sigh. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-45296212395624408642012-12-04T19:07:00.002-08:002012-12-04T19:12:49.673-08:00Eau de BleurghOh man, I have really neglected my blogging of late! Aside from some personal dramas, I lost a bit of motivation (I am currently trying to write a 100,000 word PhD thesis) and couldn't bear to write anything- not even my daily rants :( I still kept them going in my head, though...<br />
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Somehow, the personal shit has managed to sort itself out (for now...) and I feel inspired to start spewing forth my obnoxious thoughts on pretty much anything that piques my interest :)<br />
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Let's begin with celebrity fragrances, shall we? You might know them as the perfumes that get discounted to $29 a bottle approximately 2 months after their release. Their marketing people are clever enough to know that groupies will pay full price and everyone else will wait to pick them out of the bargain bin. Every corner I turn, there's another B-grade celebrity flogging their newest "fragrance". The first one I ever remember coming out was J.Lo's "Glow".<br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu1eaqdetRRzYDQTfvo984JGchE600gFUv-nn-b_qnseXU-1C5Xch-25xL1oYtUCTAxryYJU3uwMU9Ekuv78p39G_V31fdXtRps0Kjv59U8KoZ0RJ-MTtL6XosKHX1hU6zcW0dWWmETK5K/s1600/J.-Lo-Glow.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu1eaqdetRRzYDQTfvo984JGchE600gFUv-nn-b_qnseXU-1C5Xch-25xL1oYtUCTAxryYJU3uwMU9Ekuv78p39G_V31fdXtRps0Kjv59U8KoZ0RJ-MTtL6XosKHX1hU6zcW0dWWmETK5K/s320/J.-Lo-Glow.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Is she as small as the bottle or is the bottle as big as her?</td></tr>
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She advertised it in every fucking fashion/style/gossip magazine that had more than a 100-person reader base and we were subjected to this ridiculous picture of her all naked, soft-focussed <i>a la</i> Days of Our Lives (stocking over the camera lense) self for goddamn months on end. Just when I thought it was all over, she pumped out a new version of "Glow" and the self-promotion started ALL OVER AGAIN. Whether this started the celebrity fragrance epidemic or I was simply oblivious to them previously because they were advertised 100x less than J.Ho, I do not know. However, to me it seemed to spawn an unending trend to the point where HALF of all perfumes sold in stores are named for fauxlebrities. Let us examine a few for your reading (dis)pleasure:<br />
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<i>1. Kim Kardashian's "Gold"</i><br />
<b>Official fragrance description:</b> An oriental floral fragrance for contemporary women.<br />
<b>My assessment:</b> First of all: RACIST. If I called someone an "oriental" I'd be lynched and beaten with chopsticks*. Secondly, if "comtemporary" means "likes to make sex tapes for public viewing" and "revels in own vapid personality", then, yes, I suppose it really IS for contemporary women.<br />
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<i>2. Justin Beiber's "Someday"</i><br />
<b>Official fragrance description: </b>Perfumer Honorine Blanc of Fiermenich created
the fragrance as a delicious fruity – gourmand, appropriate for the age [girls from 14 to 18 years old] of its expected audience.<br />
<b>My assessment: </b>Team Bieber are making no pretence of this perfume being appealing to anyone under the age of 18. Tick. They have recruited a respected fragrance expert. Tick. They produce a fragrance aimed at floral-loving, innocent, young girls instead of the batshit-crazy, rabid group of animals that threaten ANY girl who stands within a five metre radius of The Biebs with violence and death threats. FAIL.**<br />
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<i>3. Mariah Carey's "Forever"</i><br />
<b>Official fragrance description: </b>Its main theme and composition represents Mariah’s moments of happiness.
Her wedding, a new album from the beginning of September and a new
movie from November 2009 are surely a great motive for joy and good
mood.<br />
<b>My assessment:</b> I have<b> </b>never seen Mariah Carey act. But a quick google of "Glitter" tells me that this is not something I should ever subject myself to. Mariah was huge in the 90s but her star faded when the likes of Bertney (sic) and other tween pop sensations burst onto the scene. Not sure how her marriage is going but her music and movie career are basically dead (aside from a stint on American Idol or The Voice or some shit) so perhaps you should name your next perfume "Milking It".<br />
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Rant over.<br />
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*Ignoring the fact that I am, myself, "oriental".<br />
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**On second thought, I just looked up the definition for gourmand: <span class="st"><i>A gourmand is a person who takes great
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and drink; a <b>greedy or ravenous</b> eater.</i> Perhaps the desciption is more apt that first thought.</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-20552026184937467782012-10-11T21:33:00.002-07:002012-12-04T19:14:17.321-08:00Things That Do Not Float My Boat1. People who use social mediums (primarily Facebook) to clog up my newsfeed with their bitching and moaning about their first world problems. In particular, the recent furore on the Lust Have It page bemoaning the shittiness of the "VIP" membership because it doesn't kiss their arse and make them coffee. Really. You pay less than $15/month and expect a fucking diamond ring on a silver platter? I suggest you stop your repetitious whingeing, get on with your life (although the jury's out on whether you indeed have one, given the inordinate amount of time you spend writing whiny essays on FB) and thank the gods that you HAVE $15/month to spend on unnecessary beauty products instead of, say, I don't know, LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX ON THE STREET. Or worse, having THIRD WORLD problems.<br />
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2. Waking up after a big night and congratulating yourself on NOT having a hangover, only to learn 5 hours later that you were, in fact, still drunk that morning and the hangover kicks in at 5pm. I attended a very boozy engagement party last weekend in Torquay - limitless beer, wine and champagne (the bride is French) and unfortunately, very little self-control from myself. I don't remember the last few hours of the evening except for vague flashbacks of drunkenly talking to the groom's father about god-knows-what and dancing at Torquays best (and by "best" I mean "worst and only") nightspot like an idiot. The wedding is in France next year. Hopefully I can better hold onto my dignity in a foreign country, eh?<br />
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3. Daylight savings (or Perth's lack-of). I usually call my parents once a week during the evening and the three hour time delay makes it difficult to find a good time to call. i.e. they eat at 6pm so the earliest I can call is 9:30pm, at which point I'm falling asleep. Getting in touch during the day is a fucker, too. Sometimes I call mum with particularly inane question at 9am, forgetting that it's only 6am there. D'oh! I blame the old people of Perth; incapable of change and afraid that the curtains will fade and the cows will get confused if they have daylight savings. WTF!?<br />
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4. Break-ups. 'Nuff said.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-62300681563188062072012-10-03T05:02:00.001-07:002012-10-03T05:02:11.230-07:00NeglectMy bloggy inspiration seems to have waned a little so I have been neglecting my ranting on this medium but never fear- I am back!<br />
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So much shit has gone down (or is it up?) in the past week and I am loathe to go into it in detail so I shall just be cryptic and say "the end is the beginning is the end". Never thought I'd be quoting Billy Corgan, but if this past week has taught me anything, it's that life can throw you a curve ball at any moment!! But you gotta just keep on going. And drinking. And going.<br />
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That's it for now- have heaps of stuff to review/bitch and lament about but for now I think I'll just have a beer and a donut :)<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-60056995744290401942012-09-16T01:31:00.001-07:002012-12-04T19:13:54.165-08:00Happy Bogans Everywhere!So, my mate Daniel and I went to the 1st Semi-final last night at the MCG. I used my Weagles membership card to buy two Platinum (read: schmancy) seats on level 2 so we were thankfully seated with other West Coast fans and members. Ordinarily I don't mind sitting next to the enemy, but it just so happens that last night's enemy i.e. Collingwood, are the most feral, bogan, toothless, aggressive group of footy fans I have ever encountered. Case in point: my boss is a mad Pies supporter and once dared to applaud a particularly good goal by the opposition team; he was rewarded for his good sportsmanship with a beer bottle in the back of the head. Yep. FERAL.<br />
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By some anomaly (or stroke of bad luck), two Pies supporters managed to obtain seats directly behind us. It soon became clear that these men (read: wankers) were out to piss us all off with their idiotic commentary, screaming and baiting gibes towards us and our team. Previous experience at AFL matches has taught me to expect good-natured ribbing; this was flat-out abuse. My buddy and I didn't pay for premium tickets to cop this from two dickheads who didn't even know the rules and were as pissed as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2YVTl8Jko" target="_blank"><span style="color: magenta;">Karl Stefanovic after the Logies</span></a> (and not nearly as funny).<br />
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After the game (we lost) I was 10% sad and 90% irate. By the time I got to Brunswick St I was in no mood for the large groups of wannabe hipsters blocking the entire footpath because they were too busy concentrating on looking cool (they didn't) and trying to impress the wannabe hipster ladies (they weren't). I let out a bit of frustration by making rude gestures and shouldering my way through all the coifed hair and skinny jeans and somehow managed to NOT punch anyone in the face. I considered this a considerable acheivement.<br />
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My shitty night ended with me eating an entire block of Kit Kat for dinner. (It was delicious, by the way).<br />
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Bring on the new week!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-84797638211222452272012-09-14T04:14:00.002-07:002012-09-14T04:19:22.288-07:00Hair: Yeah, Yeah!I've lately formed a habit of plaiting my hair after I wash it. I wait until it's almost completely dry and form a plait starting as high up my head as possible. This is how my hair looks when I take it out the next day:<br />
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I just run my fingers through and voila! The waves do loosen up a bit during the day but since I started using Tigi Catwalk Styling Cream (before plaiting) they hold their shape a lot better. A spritz of hairspray means that it still looks wavy the next day :) I'm on the lookout for some good sea salt spray to see if it makes any difference. My hair is pretty straight- slightly wavy but mostly straight. Not bad for just a plait, eh?<br />
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I can't wait to try my triple barrel curler when it arrives! The top part of my head looks too straight but with the curling iron I'm hoping I can make it look more "natural".<br />
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Quack!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-30342247066296826692012-09-13T05:02:00.001-07:002012-09-17T06:39:30.272-07:00Today's HaulPriceline are celebrating <a href="http://www.30daysoffashionandbeauty.com.au/" target="_blank"><span style="color: magenta;">30 Days of Fashion and Beauty</span></a> during the month of September by sending a mobile beauty van around various east coast cities to give free makeovers, beauty tips and raise money for some very worthy causes (Heart Disease, Cervical Cancer, Alzheimer's). It doesn't hurt that they're also giving away goodie bags - all you have to do is drop a donation into the charity box.<br />
<a name='more'></a>Today's venue was Priceline, Bourke St (Melbourne City) so I thought I'd pop in to do some shopping and join in the fun. I watched a bit of a makeup demonstration and received a copy of <i>Madison</i> as well as a heavy bag full of beauty/haircare and makeup. Here's what was inside:<br />
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I only opened the bag when I got home and my first reaction was "WOW". Most of the items are generously sized samples but there are a few full sized ones, too. I was super happy with the <i>Batiste</i> Dry Shampoo because it was on my list of things to buy and I'm looking forward to trying the <i>Nude</i> Tinted Moisturiser. <br />
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After receiving so many skincare samples in the last month plus the ones in this bag I probably won't have to buy moisturiser for the next 2 years. I can't believe this is the first Priceline event I've ever attended- I will be going EVERY year from now on!<br />
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-79896156124569858092012-09-12T19:15:00.000-07:002012-09-12T19:15:39.737-07:00Shopaholics Anonymous<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I had a particularly good week selling stuff on eBay so of course I had to reward myself by going on an online shopping frenzy...<br />
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There's no point feeling guilty about it now so I shall revel in my purchases instead :) Here's what I bought this week:<br />
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And here's some stuff I bought on a previous shopping spree that arrived in the post in the last week: <br />
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As you can see, it was 100% necessary to buy all of this stuff. I'm mostly excited about the colour crayons, which are 100% natural and can be used as eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush and lip colour. The curling iron was on sale at just the right time- I was planning on buying one for double the price! I still have about 4 dresses sitting in my wardrobe unworn, but I'm sure I'll get around to trying them on in the next year or so. I never remove the tags off new clothing any more because inevitably they end up on eBay unworn. <br />
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I bought the Clarins set on eBay for a crazy price but the scent of the products make me feel a bit queasy... so onto eBay they go. I'm keeping the mini "Hello, hydration" cream, though. And the bag is a very nifty travel size. The Beauty Balm alone sells for $40 at Chemist Warehouse- I don't know how anyone can justify spending this much money on skincare?!<br />
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I have an engagement party in the first week of October so no doubt will have bought another 6 dresses by then. It's a house party (marquee) so what sort of outfit is appropriate? Obviously I won't be wearing a t-shirt and jeans but I always struggle with dress codes! A wig is essential, though. I'm thinking the MacGyver mullet will be the best one for such an auspicious occation :)<br />
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Lastly, I received a very special package all the way from Köln, Deuschland, from my BFF Ms. Hayley "Pumpernickel" Pickles :) There seems to be a bit of a subtle theme going on here:<br />
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There's no point in anyone getting me birthday present, now. This present will crap ALL OVER your present*!!! (Seriously, though, GIVE ME MORE PRESENTS).<br />
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*Excluding the present that Jethro already gave me. I don't think he reads this but I'm covering all my bases, just in case.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-62367624598003697762012-09-08T07:31:00.003-07:002013-03-27T07:05:03.989-07:00Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part I<div style="text-align: left;">
Laugh at me if you will, but I get sucked into watching trashy stuff like this and by golly, are we are at the peak of tween trash. I will get around to reviewing the first three films at some point but for now here's a quick intro to the world of Twilight:<br />
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<b>The Backstory</b></div>
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Edward "the Hair" Cullen is a 100 yr old + vamp. He hangs out with his faux family (other vamps) in Forks, Washington and is doomed to repeat high school over and over again because he can't physically age. And if that isn't punishment enough, he is set to marry Bella "delicious smelling vamp food" Swan, the epitome of teen angst and the least emotive person in Forks. Must be slim pickings for romance in this town, eh, Edward? Edward claims Bella as his and the Cullens accept her as family after just ONE DATE. These Cullens are a desperate single girls' dream! They save Bella's life over and over again because she is super tasty to all vamps, and then vote to turn her into a vamp, too, probably because they're tired of rescuing her all the time. Meanwhile, Bella's BFF Jacob "perpetually shirtless" Black, a werewolf (sworn enemy of the vamps) tries his darndest to win her over but the every flighty Bella sends him mixed signals and then spurns him for emo Edward. And that's where the last film ended. </div>
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<b>The Film</b><br />
It's raining in Forks. Jacob is wearing his best sad face. Ladies and gentlemen, we have out first shirt removal twenty seconds into the movie! He drops a piece of paper onto the wet ground as he runs towards the forest. Way to be inconsiderate to your wheelchair-bound dad, Jake. Papa-Jake looks concerned as he picks it up and reads it. It's a wedding invite! Jake is understandably pissed, because who sends an invite to their spurned BFF to watch her marry his worst enemy?! Jacob turns into his werewolf form and disappears, presumably to be shirtless somewhere else for a while.<br />
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Elsewhere in Forks, Papa Swan reads his invite. He looks about as happy as Kristen Stewart was to be in the previous three films. And he doesn't even know Edward's a vamp. Bella's mother is a bit more pleased about it and we are treated to five seconds of screen time with Bella's step dad. Goodbye, Phil. See you for another five seconds next film, if we're lucky!<br />
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At Casa del Cullen, Bella practises walking in her 6-inch wedding heels. We are reminded of her tomboyish teen angst as she complains that she never wears heels; only sneakers and emo boots. Alice (sister-vamp) is making her wear them and is also being quite the bridezilla. There should be one at every wedding, I suppose.<br />
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Edward looks pensive, so Bella sits down to have a wedding eve chat with her betrothed. He has secrets to tell her that might make her call off the wedding! Bella asks if he is a virgin and he laughs in a way that makes me think maybe he is. But he's not really a virgin- he just killed a whole bunch of people back in his thirsty vamp days. They were all murderers, which makes it ok, and the wedding is still on. Phew. Edward heads off to his bachelor party to do some more murdering and Bella goes to bed. What- no Hen's night? LAME.<br />
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And suddenly... it's wedding day! Bella is wearing a lovely strapless dress and all the guests are wearing white. What, did they not get the memo about not overshadowing the bride? Alice will definitely lose her shit over this. Wait- it's a dream sequence! Edward kills all the guests and leaves them in a bloody pile. Woooah. Bella just had a conversation with her fiance about being a murderer and THEN DREAMT ABOUT IT. Clearly, her subconscious is super deep.<br />
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Time for the real wedding day! Bella's eyes are all dark and puffy. Alice scolds her for not getting any beauty sleep. That's not nice, Alice. She always looks like that. Thankfully, concealer was invented for just this purpose. Rosalie (sister-vamp who disapproves of Bella's wish to be a vamp) pops in to lend a hand and fix her hair. Aw, weddings bring everyone together! And in just thirty seconds, Bella is transformed from puffy to radiant. The hair could use some work, though. Tendrils are <i>so</i> 1998. Papa Swan comes in to see the bride, cry and tell dad jokes. He also manages to sneak in a quick gibe at his ex-wife. Nice one, Charlie. She totally deserved it. <br />
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The guests are here! And the high school cliches are living up to their name. Mike (the jock) is ogling some hot vamp ladies. Fat chance, Mike. Jessica (the queen bitch) wonders whether Bella's bump will be showing. Surely she can't mean a food baby because Bella never eats! Angela (the nerd) defends Bella's purity. Or at least- her lack of pregnancy. Bella's way too skinny to be able to get pregnant, so good sleuthing there, Angela.<br />
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Papa Swan takes Bella down the aisle. The dress isn't bad but the dream-sequence dress looked so much nicer. I have never seen ANYONE look so depressed at their own wedding. Bella looks like she's going to vomit all over the pretty white flower petals. There is a desperate look in her eyes that I think is supposed to convey excited anticipation... nope. Still looks like vomit-face. Nice job with the concealer, though, Alice.<br />
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(Hang on. It's sunny! Why aren't the vamps shimmering like diamonds? Have we forgotten this very important vamp trait? Do the guests just assume the vamps are all wearing shimmer powder?)<br />
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Back to the vows. It's all over in a few seconds. And then the kiss. Still the kiss. OK, I would look away at this point but our voyeur audience just lap it up. Get a room! And... it's over. They're married. For realz this time!<br />
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And the party begins. WTF? Some werewolves were invited! Papa Jake apologises for his son's absence. We get to meet the hot blonde vamp "cousins" that the high school jock was ogling before. One of them, Irina (it's Maggie Grace of "Taken" fame! Is it too much to hope for a Liam Neeson cameo?) is shitty that the werewolves are there. THEY KILLED LAURENT. Because Laurent tried to kill Bella. But I'm too busy admiring Laurent's hot missus to notice the rest of the conversation. Another one of the hot cousins tries to appease Irina but she leaves in a huff.<br />
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Speech time! I love wedding speeches. Emmett (vamp bro) is up first. He makes a quip about how Edward's not going to let Bella get any sleep from now on. BOOM CHICKA WAH WAH. Awkward. Papa Swan skolls his drink and resists the urge to punch Emmett in the face. Next up... is bitch Jessica. She points out that Edward chose Bella <i>despite</i> the fact that she isn't captain of the volleyball team OR president of the student council. Everyone resists the urge to punch <i>her</i> in the face. Now it's Papa Swan. He makes more dad jokes and reminds everyone that he has a gun and will shoot Edward if needs be. Aw.<br />
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Time to hit the dance floor. But wait- there's one more guest. It's Jacob, wearing clothes! He spent his shirtless time in the land of maple syrup and grew some pretty nice stubble, too. Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner have so much chemistry! They share a sweet moment but it's all ruined when they start talking about... Bella's virginity. This has to be the most awkward wedding in history. Jake's worried that Edward's super penis will kill Bella. Or rather, his super strength will blow a hole through her... uncharted territory. A punch up almost ensues but the other wolves arrive to drag Jake away before he has time to remove his shirt. Must EVERY scene end up with Jake storming off?<br />
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Bella's wedding pretty much sucked. Luckily, she gets to leave first. She says goodbye to Mama and has another nice moment with Papa Swan. Predictably, Phil is nowhere to be seen. I'm pretty sure he was just an extra. Edward drives them off to the airport and we hear some howling wolves along the way. Just in case we forgot about Jake. Which we didn't.<br />
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And we're in Rio! Great choice, Edward. Oh- but now we're off to Isle Esme! Carlisle (Papa Vamp) gifted this isle to Esme (Mama Vamp). Apparently he's been alive for so long he can afford to buy islands. Working as a GP. How is this possible?<br />
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The isle beach house has been decked out with candles, crisp white linen and every other cliched honeymoon commodity. JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT IT'S BELLA'S FIRST TIME. Twi-hards have been waiting for this moment for a million years. So please, do stretch out the scene as long as you possibly can. Bella asks Edward to give her a few minutes to do some human stuff. Like brush her teeth. Then her hair. And shave her legs. And... splash cold water on her arms? Jeez- this really is her first time. Somebody give the girl a few pointers! She flings herself to the floor in despair and tells herself to grow some balls. Edward is naked, waiting at the beach for his virgin bride and probably wishing that Bella would hurry the fuck up. <br />
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Bella grows some balls and decides not to wear anything at all. She walks naked into the ocean and... cue: the most hilarious sex scene of all time. They end up back inside on the bed. Edward grabs the head board and smashes it in his hand. Wait- it's over already? Luckily for Edward, Bella doesn't know any better. She wakes up surrounded by feathers, and a broken, empty bed. Who uses real feather pillows these days? I thought we'd all converted to memory foam. Ah, and the flashbacks begin. Hey Bella- why not just relive the moment by finding your husband and doing it again instead of seductively/hilariously touching your head? Was it that bad? Edward returns and interrupts her head-caressing to point out the bruises he left all over her body. Edward apologises and pouts about hurting her. Is there anything this man will not pout about? Bella puts the womens' movement back about 50 years and tries to make her pouty husband feel good about knocking her around.<br />
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Since Edward won't touch her anymore, they have to vent their sexual frustration for the rest of the honeymoon- by playing chess. And swimming. And MORE CHESS. Bella tries desperately to regain his affections by wearing sexy lingerie but he only laughs in her face. Way to be asshole, dude. Why don't you play some more chess? (They do). But after a solid resistance of maybe five days, he finally gives in. Predictable.<br />
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Let's check in with the werewolves, shall we? Back in Forks, Jake fantasises about killing Edward when Bella dies. He really must think highly of Edward's power penis. He wishes he had "imprinted" on her- the act of binding himself to a mate as werewolves do. Foreshadowing, much?<br />
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Back on the isle, Bella fixes herself some food. She does eat! She cooks up some chicken and suddenly feels sick. Dun dun DUUUUUN. Don't act surprised. We all knew this was coming. Bella spots a packet of Tampax and the lightbulb in her head goes "DING!". Not for Edward, though. He's lived for over a hundred years and still has NO IDEA what the significance of your partner going wide-eyed at the sight of a tampon and asking you what today's date is. Men. It's been fourteen days since the wedding and Bella's already showing. Accelerated pregnancy!<br />
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Edward still can't process what's going on. Conveniently, the housekeeper has superpowers and forsees Bella's death just by touching her stomach. Cue: worried looks all around. Edward promises that Papa Vamp will "get that thing out". Comforted yet, Bella? I sure am! But I guess she isn't because she calls her most unfriendly sister-vamp, Rosalie, for help. <br />
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Papa Swan tells Jake that Bella is "extending her trip". His spidey senses tingling, Jake arrives at Casa Del Cullen and is greeted by the sight of his beloved Bella looking gaunt and even paler than anyone ever thought possible. And good golly, the baby is almost full term! And it's literally sucking the life out of her. Which of course means Jacob is outraged. Again. The Cullens want to kill the supernatural spawn but Bella has enlisted Rosalie as her personal bodyguard. Seems our blonde sister-vamp is of the pro-life persuasion. Jake blames Edward for ruining Bella's life for the 456th time. As Jake tries to think of a new way to exit the scene, Edward asks Jake to hang around- with the promise to allow Jake to kill him if Bella dies. Jake agrees to stay. Edward's negotiation skills leave much to be desired.<br />
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Jake begs Bella to live- by killing the baby. Bella won't do it. Jake gets upset and leaves. Yet another stormy exit for Jacob! He shifts into a wolf and we are treated to a slightly silly montage of his thoughts as he bounds through the forest with his fangs bared. Will he turn back? No! He almost gets hit by a car and then howls at the sky. That's... helpful. His fellow wolves come running but they're not the friendly kind. They want to kill the evil spawn. Jake's not having any of this shit so he breaks from the pack. He's even got followers- like the adorable Seth and the embittered Leah. Team Jacob unite with the Cullens to protect Team Evil Spawn from the other wolves. Hurrah!<br />
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Papa Vamp gives Bella the bad news- the foetus is "not compatible" with her body. No shit, Carlisle. She looks like death, and according to him, she WILL be dead soon enough. And good grief, Edward is pouting again. Apparently it's Bella's fault because she "decided to leave [him]" by dying. Um, who's jism made the baby, Edward? Stop being a dick!<br />
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Bella is now nothing more than a skeleton with a giant food baby. Unlike <i>some</i> sulking vamps, Jacob is there to hold Bella's hand and figure out some way to get her some nourishment before she dies of starvation. The solution: give the spawn some human blood. Great idea! Papa Vamp has a shitload conveniently stored in his fridge. Bella sips it through a straw and it tastes DELICIOUS. Malnutrition solved!<br />
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Edward comes around to the whole baby idea and decides to listen in on baby vamp's thoughts. Turns out it's not evil! Relieved smiles all around. Jacob walks in and sees them looking happy. Poor Jacob. Carlisle pulls him aside to tell him they've run out of blood. He decides to confront the rival wolf pack as a diversion for the vamps to get more blood for Bella. And then... he promises to kill the baby vamp? NO!<br />
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Back inside the house, Bella has come up with some baby names. She barely gets to say them before her back literally breaks and she collapses. That crunch was... awful. But it's time! Where's Carlisle? The placenta has detached and Rosalie makes an incision without anaesthetic. I'm not sure she's over her grudge yet. OUCH. Bella screams in pain. Rosalie is too turned on by the smell of blood to continue. Uh-oh! Edward throws her to the ground and Alice leads her away. Edward gnaws on something as Bella writhes and Jake tries to calm her down. This is NOT going to end well. And suddenly, there she is! Renesmee Cullen. What a stupid name. Edward smiles as he holds the baby and Bella fades away. God, she looks terrible. So much worse than when she didn't get her beauty sleep. TURN HER, YOU IDIOT! Edward hands the baby to the Rosalie, who only moments before, tried to eat the baby. Great idea, Edward. And Bella's dying! Only Jacob notices and tried to resuscitate her. Edward injects her heart with his venom, <i>a la</i> Pulp Fiction, but it's too late. She's gone. Jacob allows Edward to live as punishment for her death and makes his sixth angry exit of the movie. Edward desperately bites Bella all over her body to try and turn her and it looks as creepy as it sounds. We get CSI-style look at Bella's insides transforming (or dying?) but still, nothing happens.<br />
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Rosalie is sitting on a rocking chair all weird-like but has successfully not eaten baby Renesmee. Yay! Jake is outside crying and the rival tribe are coming to kill the Cullens for Bella's death. And... oh no! Jacob is coming inside to kill the baby! But as soon as he takes one look at her... he imprints. He falls to his knees. The other wolves have arrived and the vamp-wolf fight is on! The Cullens are outnumbered... but here comes Jacob to tell them all to stop. It is against the wolves' most sacred law to kill somebody that any wolf has imprinted on. Phew. The wolves retreat and the baby is safe. And Jacob is tied to the daughter of his first love for the rest of his life- poor guy just can't catch a break.<br />
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Bella's body is being cleaned. There won't be an open casket thanks to Edward's teeth marks. I'd like to see them explain <i>that</i> to Papa Swan. Her pale, gaunt body lies on a bed and they've put a nice blue dress on her. But wait! Her hair is transforming to an auburn colour. Another view of her insides, this time transforming for realz. It's like extreme makeover! The venom makes her skin flawless, her eyelashes longer and brings the colour back to her lips. The weirdest change of all is the appearance of a permanent peachy coloured eyeshadow. Not the colour I would have chosen for myself, but it suits her. Of course, no transformation would be complete without another montage. Memories from the first three movies flash by. But finally, her eyes open. And they're bright red, like the other vamps. Woooooh.<br />
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Not a whole lot of plot to this movie. But the final scene was pretty cool. And I <i>love</i> Fitch Coop.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-84907612626782879652012-09-07T22:02:00.001-07:002012-09-07T22:02:44.389-07:00Review: Lush Ro's Argan Body ConditionerI received a 45g sample of <b>Lush Ro's Argan Body Conditioner (RRP $29.95 for 225g) </b>in my August Bellabox and made a comment about how offended I was by the very strong rose scent.<br />
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Oh, how wrong I was!<br />
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It sat on my dresser for ages as I had no intention of using it and was about to give it away when I decided to give it one last look... and suddenly, I kinda liked it. <br />
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I had never heard of a body conditioner before this. But the online reviews are so overwhelmingly positive that I decided to try it out. Basically, you massage it into your skin in the shower, wait a few minutes and then rinse off. The conditioner is VERY thick- much like a body butter but oilier. Because your skin is already wet, a little goes a long way. <br />
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Once dry, my skin took on a slight waxy texture but was smooth and soft. It magically leaves a protective layer whilst moisturising dry skin. I'm hooked! The rose jam scent has an undertone of toffee and after a while my skin smelled so delicious I just wanted to eat my own arm!<br />
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I am now in LOVE with this product. I just wish it was more affordable. When I make my millions* I will buy tubs and tubs of it!<br />
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*As a scientist I am unlikely to make millions and will therefore have to find and marry an heir to a large fortune, preferably not a mining magnate's son.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-14439748882814801102012-09-05T08:14:00.001-07:002012-09-05T08:14:41.129-07:00eBay for Beginners: Part II have a love-hate relationship with eBay.<br />
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I have spent thousands of dollars buying clothing, shoes, electronics, makeup, arts & crafts and pet accessories from the auction site. Nothing beats the thrill of winning an auction. Unfortunately, that thrill can turn to despair when you realise that you overspent your weekly food budget on designer pet tags and fancy paint brushes. Especially when your cat doesn't even wear a collar and you have zero artistic talent...<br />
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I'm pretty sure there's a psychiatric condition and matching medication
for my eBay obsession but I think I'd be worse off without it, even if
my credit rating disagrees. Apart from when my computer shits itself (which, unfortunately, is often) I am the most badass bidder there is. And thankfully, now that I have set up shop, I can sell all the stuff that I'm never going to use and at least break even. <br />
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My cousin emailed me a while ago asking how to go about selling something on eBay. I replied with a (very) long list of dos and don'ts- enough to send her running for the hills. The best way to learn the ropes is to participate in eBay auctions. You get a feel for how things work, how ruthless bidding can be and also how to optimise your own auctions.<br />
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I have been buying and selling on eBay for over ten years and hope that the following tips will help you grab a bargain, avoid dodgy sellers and high-five yourself for being a winner (as opposed to face-palming as a loser).<br />
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<b>1. Always pay with PayPal.</b><br />
A lot of sellers prefer bank deposit but PayPal is a compulsary option for buyers. PayPal is the only method that guarantees your money back if the item never arrives. Do contact the seller first but if they are unhelpful or non-responsive then lodge a dispute with PayPal and they will refund your money.<br />
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<b>2. If an item seems too cheap to be true, then it is probably a fake.</b><br />
This is especially true of sellers from Hong Kong (racist, I know) selling half-price perfumes and Louis Vuitton bags. If in doubt, stick to local sellers from your own country. Always check a seller's rating before you buy. Do not buy from someone who has no feedback rating. The most trustworthy sellers have a rating of 99% and above. Make sure you read any negative comments because there may be a pattern of dodgy behaviour that previous buyers have left as warning for new buyers such as yourself. Hurrah for altruism!<br />
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<b>3. Set yourself a limit when bidding for auctions.</b><br />
And stick to it! Too often you can get caught up in the excitement of "winning" and continue to bid past your budget. From experience, regret will ensue and you won't enjoy your new purchase knowing that you paid twice the amount you wanted for it. Most of the time there will be multiples of your wanted item on eBay ending at different times. The same items can sell for vastly different amounts depending on several factors (which will be discussed in "SELLING"). So hold your horses (or donkeys) and bide your time.<br />
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<b>4. Don't just narrow your search to auctions.</b><br />
Some sellers are desperate to
get rid of stock and will price their items at bargain prices. If there are
multiples of the item you are looking for then "watch" the auction item (but don't bid) until it
ends to see how much it sells for. If the "buy it now" item is of a similar price, then save yourself the stress and, er, "buy it now"! <br />
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<b>5. If you're looking for a particular size/model/item then do a thorough search first. </b><br />
A lot of sellers misspell brand names, which means they won't show up in a simple search. Narrow down the options using the left side panel eg. Women's clothing --> dresses, size 10. You may find that Alannah Hill dress is selling as an "Alanah Hill". Again, this narrows the competition.<br />
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<b>6. WIN!</b><br />
If you must, must, MUST have that Chanel purse then <i>do not bid until the end.</i> And I mean the <i>end. </i>It is an amateur buyer that frantically bids to their limit 4 days before the auction ends. This will only <b>increase</b> the final winning bid. You cannot bid ahead of time so the only thing to do is sit at your computer, watch the final minute countdown (listening to "The final countdown" may be somewhat motivating) and place your top bid i.e. the highest amount you are willing to pay for the item literally <b>8 seconds </b>before the end. This will give you the FINAL bid and just enough time to confirm it (provided your hands aren't shaking too much frome the sheer thrill of it all). Should you lose the auction, you'll know you gave it every best shot. But should you win? Congratulate yourself on a job well done and now listen to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra12L1Bl0Z4&feature=related" style="color: magenta;" target="_blank">this song. </a> <br />
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<b>7. Grab a real bargain! </b><br />
Some sellers start auctions at $0.99 and have few or no bids near the end of the auction. If you're a night owl like myself, check for auctions ending around 3am- there will be fewer bidders and you are more likely to buy the item at a very cheap price. Set your options to search for the brand names you're happy with. Just beware that <i>most</i> crazy-cheap items are usually Kmart (or a similarly cheap) brand. <br />
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<b>8. Always check that the postage costs are reasonable.</b><br />
Familiarise yourself with the standard Australia Post costs for sending small, medium and large parcels. Use the AusPost website to calculate what the postage should cost before you buy. Remember that postage includes materials and handling. To give you an idea:<br />
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- A normal lipstick costs $1.20 to send, plus envelope and wrapping. Total = $2 - $3.<br />
- A cotton dress would be sent in a $6.60 satchel or similar. Total = $7 - $9.<br />
- A 1kg book would be sent in an $11.40 satchel or similar. Total = $12 - $14.<br />
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Dodgy sellers mark up the cost of postage to cover for eBay and PayPal fees. So if a seller if trying to charge $8 to send you a lipstick then kindly ask what method of post they will be using and if you aren't happy, don't buy. Similarly, don't be fooled by free postage. Make sure the item has not been marked up to include postage costs! And if you are buying multiple items from one seller then ask about combined postage first. Good sellers will fit as many items into a 500g or 3kg satchel and charge you very little or no extra postage.<br />
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<b>9. Always check the terms and conditions of the item thoroughly.</b><br />
Sellers will often state things like "Please pay within 2 days of end of auction". If you don't pay for it within that time then you effectively forfeit the purchase. Also check the postage times. If you need that dress for a wedding then make sure it will arrive on time. Good sellers are happy to accommodate postage needs eg. Express (+$3) or Registered (+$3). Don't harass the seller if it's been 3 days since you paid for the item when their description clearly states that they will post <i>within</i> 3 business days. <br />
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<b>10. Do leave feedback for the seller. </b><br />
The only way to build your own good eBay reputation is if other eBay members leave you positive feedback. As a buyer it is easy- just pay for your item on time! But don't forget to leave feedfack for them, too. Be honest- if you really aren't happy with the item and they have failed to respond to a complaint (eg. wrong size, item damaged) then you are within your rights to leave negative feedback. Don't be afraid, either- it is <i>impossible</i> for a seller to leave you negative feedback (as revenge) if you paid for the item. What they <i>can </i>do is leave a negative comment in your positive feedback section. This is against eBay policy. If this occurs, contact eBay and they will remove this negative comment for you. Easy!<br />
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Now that you've successfully won your item of choice, let us watch this video for continued motivation... or not :P<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-58774386079349786922012-09-04T00:52:00.001-07:002012-09-04T01:11:17.739-07:00Remember When... Chris Judd Still Had Hair?<br />
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That's what you get for leaving West Coast, Chris Judd. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-69594185650127264772012-09-02T07:35:00.003-07:002012-09-07T05:32:57.874-07:00Review: MiEssence Nourishing Hand CreamSo... after receiving a truckload of samples in the mail it's probably time to start reviewing them (and others that have been sitting in my cabinet for months)...<br />
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Starting with a 3ml sample of <b>Miessence Nourishing Hand Cream RRP $20.65 for 40g.</b><br />
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<b>The Spiel:</b> <i>Our Nourish Hand Cream is an ultra-rich, nourish cream with natural
antioxidants that help protect the hands from environmental stress.
Organic shea butter and phospholipids keep the hand soft, supple and
smooth with a subtle perfume of divine organic rose geranium essential
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I recently bought some adorable 3ml and 10ml cosmetic jars on eBay for the purpose of decanting samples from their sachets. I hate sachets- I realise they're more environmentally friendly than tiny tubes but I don't like throwing away excess moisturiser (they tend to dry up without an airtight lid).<br />
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Anyway, I used this hand cream over a few nights and was moderately happy with the results. The consistency is quite thick and absorbs into the skin very quickly. But because there is no oiliness to it I had to keep applying more and more- my hands were soaking it up and sort of drying out again. Of course, this makes it less economical :( My only other gripe is the scent. The website claims it has a "subtle perfume" but it was too strong and a bit unpleasant for me. Think: citrus and rose combined. Yuck. <br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-56461389539829921812012-08-30T06:19:00.000-07:002012-08-30T06:22:23.346-07:00Happy Cry Over Samantha Jones' Terrible Choice Day!You wake up this morning with Operation: Hide Cat on your mind. The house inspection is for potential buyers of the block of apartments you live in that the wealthy, evil, cat-hating landlord is trying to sell. You spent last night fantasizing about killing said evil landlord with his own shovel but have watched too many CSI episodes to believe that you could destroy all forensic evidence of your involvement. This fantasy will remain just that. For now.<br />
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The cat at the centre of the operation wakes you up at 6:20am with a paw in the face. This is a welcome change from the usual claw in the eye. You lure the cat into the study and shut the door because it's not breakfast time yet, and make a mental note to wear a protective mask for the following morning. Cats never forget.<br />
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The next interruption is an 8am knock on the door from your regular postman. He smells like an ashtray, as usual. He asks if you were sleeping or already awake when he knocked on the door. You wonder how boring his job is for him to ask such an inane question. He clearly isn't sorry for waking you up, so naturally he is a sadist who purposely wakes up women to check out their pyjamas. Today you are wearing your most boring pair. There aren't even any ducks on them. You think to yourself with smug satisfaction: "The joke is on you, my friend. Next time it'll be a mumu".<br />
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By 12:30pm you have successfully hidden all the cat stuff in the house. You are so paranoid about being caught carrying the cat to the car that you put her carrier in a plastic garbage bag. You stop short at wearing a beige overcoat and dark sunglasses but think it not too conspicuous to hum the Pink Panther theme tune. Of course, you leave the cat enough air holes in the bag because unlike certain postmen, you <i>aren't</i> a sadist. <br />
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The inspection occurs without incident. You are impressed and amused by how polite the potential buyers are. One man insisted on introducing himself by name and waving goodbye. You fervently hope that this man wins the upcoming auction because somebody that polite surely doesn't hate cats. He probably doesn't even own his own shovel.<br />
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By night time you are exhausted from job-searching and cat-hiding. You proceed to watch the final season of Sex and the City. Everything is going fine until the scene where Samantha <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Lub7zI6K4" style="color: magenta;" target="_blank">cheats on Smith with Richard Wright</a>. Although you have watched this episode countless times it always pulls at your heartstrings. Why, Samantha, WHY? Why would you sleep with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Remar" style="color: magenta;" target="_blank">Dexter Morgan's dad</a>? The tears that ensue are hurriedly wiped away and you outwardly blame the stress, weariness and your boyfriend's absence for the fact that you are crying over an episode of Sex and the City. This is so much worse than crying over The Bold and the Beautiful. Not that this ever happened. Ever. <br />
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Happy Cry Over Samantha Jones' Terrible Choice Day!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-86595882825729963022012-08-28T06:26:00.003-07:002012-09-07T05:57:02.989-07:00Review: Tigi Catwalk Session Series Styling Cream<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I received a full sized tube of this in the LHI August box <b>(RRP $29.95 for 150ml)</b>. I don't use too many hair styling products- occasionally I use my Garnier smoothing serum because it smells nice and I (Shock! Horror!) never use conditioner.<br />
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My hair tends to frizz out of control and this cream is SO good. It's a lot runnier than I thought it would be but it smells a bit like caramel and it's a purty pale pink colour. I ran it through towel-dryed hair and it smoothed out the fly-aways without leaving a sticky or hard residue. You only need a small amount! It also holds curls and waves for a few days. LOVE!</div>
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Anyone who has visited my house has asked the question "Why are there so many ducks in here?". Allow me to explain...<br />
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I don't remember when my obsession with ducks started. As a kid I had a Donald Duck canvas bag that I would take with me everywhere. Who doesn't like ducks? They quack, they paddle, they shake tuft, hang out in ponds and eat stale bread. RESPECT THE DUCK.<br />
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As an adult I started a harmless duck collection. It slowly grew, as did my obsession with all things duck-related. It's gotten to the point where all of my friends send me picture messages of ducks and some people even quack at me in greeting.<br />
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A quick walk through my house and you will be confronted by rubber ducks, wooden ducks, plush ducks, talking ducks and even disco ducks with flashing lights. I squeal with excitement whenever I'm out and about and spy a new duck. Embrace the duck love!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-5193467072914638392012-08-24T04:13:00.001-07:002012-08-24T04:19:43.587-07:00Top Ten Favourite Words in the English LanguageI read. A lot. Or at least I used to. Along my literary travels I have come across several words that have warmed my cockles immensely. I have subsequently incorporated them into my every day language, barely suppressing a gleeful giggle whenever I get to use them. Which isn't as often as I like. I hope you get as much use out of them as I do.<br />
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<a name='more'></a><b>1. Usurp</b><br />
I don't remember when I first learned this word but it is an absolute staple! I often like to accuse people of having usurped my position, which isn't (or is it?) as rude as it sounds.<br />
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<b>2. Magnanimous</b><br />
This one is best used in a condescending manner eg. <i>How magnanimous of you!</i><br />
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<b>3. Abominable</b><br />
I don't believe in many mythical creatures but for the sake of being able to use this word as often as possible I enjoy telling people I believe in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Abominable_Snowmen" style="color: magenta;" target="_blank">Abominable Snowman</a><span style="color: magenta;">.</span><br />
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<b>4. Pithy</b><br />
Has there ever been a word more enjoyable to pronounce? Can one possibly count the number of times one has been thought to possess a speech impediment when using this word in conversation??<br />
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<b>5. Chuffed</b><br />
Pronounciation in a Yorkshire accent will maximise enjoyment.<br />
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<b>6. Amiable</b><br />
This one definitely stems from my love of Jane Austen.<br />
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<b>7. Maniacal</b><br />
Never has there been a more apt description of my laugh.<br />
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<b>8. Rotund</b><br />
Synonymous with "big-boned" and "solid"; a winner when trying to describe your friend's fat kid* without being outwardly offensive. <br />
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<b>9. Insipid</b><br />
Although they have different meanings I love this equally with "vapid" because together they describe half the girls I went to highschool with. Meoooooowwwwww!<br />
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<b>10. Phalange</b><br />
I had to include a nerdy word and this is just about the rudest sounding innocent physiological word there is.<br />
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<b>Words that narrowly missed the cut:</b><br />
Cockles (is this even a real word?)<br />
Misanthropy<br />
Etiology<br />
Banal<br />
Zeitgeist (too German sounding to be English?)<br />
Malificent (I know, I know- it's a noun but it's SO good!)<br />
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*For the record, none of my friends have rotund children.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-5236426886242789362012-08-24T03:34:00.001-07:002012-09-07T05:33:45.174-07:00Review: Aurora Spa Clarifying Shampoo and Revitalizing ConditionerI received 50ml samples of <b>Aurora Spa Rose Otto and Nettle Clarifying Shampoo</b> and <b>Burdock and Rose Revitalizing Conditioner (RRP $40 for 500ml)</b> in this month's Bellabox. There seemed to be some sort of rose-scented theme going on with their "Go Green" box, which is unfortunate because I am not a fan of the flower OR the scent. But I don't like wasting free samples so I decided to try them out...<br />
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<b>The Spiel (Shampoo): </b><i>Gentle enough for every day use and devoid of sulphates, this shampoo is
low-lather but will still leave your hair feeling squeaky clean! Let
the absence of damaging chemical ingredients, like sulphates, and the
presence of environmentally friendly, all natural, botanicals be your
gateway to beautifully manageable, soft hair.</i><br />
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<b>The Spiel (Conditioner): </b><i>This high quality formulation includes a peach native only to Australia
that provides a high gloss shine to your tresses. Burdock, lavender and
wheat proteins provide lustre, growth and manageability for spa quality
results that are brought to you by Australia's Premiere luxury spa
chain: Aurora Spa.</i><br />
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The smell of the shampoo is quite strong, almost chemical-like. It contains all natural ingredients and the consistency is quite runny, the colour a cloudy greenish-yellow. My hair is quite long now so I poured what I thought to be a generous amount into my palm and tried to lather it through my hair. Alas! - no lather was there to be seen! I realise that a natural shampoo wouldn't contain SLS (the soapy stuff that makes shampoo and soaps froth up) but the lack of lather made it extremely difficult to spread through my hair. I think I probably needed to use all 50ml (this stuff costs $4/50ml) to be effective and that simply isn't cost-efficient. <br />
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The conditioner is VERY thick and also has a similar woody plant smell. Imagine traipsing through the woods of Middle-Earth and you'll understand what I mean. Again, I had trouble spreading it through my hair- there was no oiliness at all. I left it in for a few minutes and when I washed it out my hair felt dry and not at all moisturized. It was even harder to brush than usual!<br />
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I'm definitely not a fan of these products. I can see them being ok for people with very short hair but they just don't work for my long locks. The smell puts me off and I was disappointed with the conditioner because it didn't leave my hair soft or manageable. It's a shame that natural products don't seem to work for me.<br />
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What can I say? I'm a cheap shampoo girl all the way!<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-65211993351260421842012-08-24T02:47:00.000-07:002012-09-07T05:34:09.557-07:00Review: Avène Rich Compensating Cream<br />
My face is suffering from winter dryness at the moment. I skimmed my bathroom cabinet for a normal moisturiser and realised that although I own a whole bunch of tinted, SPF and night creams I do not own one single normal day moisturiser. Pretty weird for someone obsessed with skincare and makeup, eh? I suppose I could have used my night moisturizer but somehow this feels wrong, like, what if my face falls off if I wear it before the sun sets?? <br />
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<a name='more'></a>I received a 5ml sample of <b>Avène Rich Compensating Cream (RRP $49.95 for 40ml)</b> in my July LHI box, which came in a nice sampling tube.<br />
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<b>The Spiel: </b><i>A daily moisturiser for very dry sensitive skin formulated to intensely nourish and protect the skin.</i><br />
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The sample doesn't say whether it's for the face or not but I used it for my face and was pleasantly surprised. The smell is soft and pretty. Not too chemical or flowery. The cream itself is quite thick and goes on nicely. You don't have to use much at all. After a few days my skin is no longer dry. It's crazy expensive (well, for my poor student budget, anyway) but I might try and find it on eBay.<br />
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I had never heard of Avène before but these beauty boxes are really opening my eyes to what's out there!<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-56496152842649877082012-08-23T22:57:00.001-07:002012-08-24T04:15:54.863-07:00Pilates: Yay or Nay?A few weeks ago, at the recommendation of my favourite physio in Perth, I started Pilates. I have a chronic shoulder/neck condition and have spent the last 12 years searching far and wide for a cure. I am SUPER awesome at starting things (Tae Kwon Do, running, dancing, tennis, painting- the list goes on); not so good at following through. Usually something else will come up, I'll cancel the appointment with the intention of rescheduling and then accidentally-on-purpose forget to call. This time it was a bout of bronchitis :( Ive never had bronchitis before and it was a physically crippling experience. It started with a simple cough (that kept me up all night) and left me clutching my chest and unable to walk a short distance without making me feel like I was having an asthma attack. This, from the person who has had adult whooping cough, influenza, viral and bacterial conjunctivitis (at the same time!) and a bee allergy that landed me in hospital for three days. So, yeah, it was pretty nasty.<br />
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<a name='more'></a>But back to my commitment issues. My first pilates appointment was a 45min assessment with a humourless young lady (she didn't laugh at my self-deprecating humour- WHO DOESN'T FIND MY SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOUR FUNNY???) who took me through various muscle exercises and made a thorough examination of my strengths and weaknesses. I got to play with one of those giant gym balls (I ended up buying one!) and learned that I have "winged" scapulae [insert Duck joke here], terrible posture (duh), scoliosis (already knew this) and, weirdly, I am quite flexible. I found the last revelation particularly strange since my back/shoulders are so stuffed that I can't even <i>touch my toes</i>. Appalling, I know. The assessment was supposed to wound me to the tune of $80 but I latched onto some half-price deal and my health insurance covered the rest (FYI: Pilates is covered under Physiotherapy- neat, huh?). The owner of the Pilates place- Premier Sports Medicine- is this 30ish disarmingly friendly French dude who kept smiling at me and freaked me out a little. He booked my next appointments for physiotherapy and another one-on-one pilates class. I have NO idea how I got roped into physiotherapy with them- I already attend a place in the city on Collins St and I am quite happy with it because it's cheap ($55/session as opposed to $78 at the pilates place) but the French dude sort of, er, <i>smiled</i> me into it. Damn you, smiley French man!!<br />
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I fully intended to go to my appointments the next week but then I got sick. I also decided to a little investigation into Smiley French Dude (SFD) because a comment by my pilates instructor niggled at me a bit- she mentioned that pilates was a "holistic approach". This set off a few alarm bells in my scientician's mind because, as a perfect scientist cliche, I only believe in physiological facts. I'm not a great believer in alternative therapies and natural medicine. <br />
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I googled SFD and found his credentials:<br />
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<b>B. App. Sci (clinical sci.) B. Osteopathic Sci., M.H.Sci</b><br />
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But here's the kicker: his title is "Doctor".<b></b><br />
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Seriously. WHERE in his list of degress does it state that he did a medical or dental degree? Or a PhD? Since when do qualified osteopaths get to call themselves doctors??? This made me totally question the credibility of his practice. According to Google, there are a lot of osteopaths giving themselves "doctor" titles. This, to me, puts them in the same category as chiropractors, who also deem themselves fit to use the doctor title. As a person struggling to complete a PhD I find this absolutely OUTRAGEOUS. Not to mention INSULTING.<b> </b>Shall <i>I</i> rename myself Professor McSweeney Bumblepants? Or HRH Penelope Rocketsocks???<b></b><br />
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Now that I'm almost fully recovered I am hesitant to go back to pilates. Do I really want to spend $70-80 a pop on pseudo medicine?<b> </b>I'm inclined to stick with the tried-and-tested physiothearpy- my crutch for the past decade.<b> </b>Not a cure, but better than being in pain.<br />
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If you have experience with pilates I would dearly love to hear about it.<b><br /></b>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-25814199362376073292012-08-23T01:59:00.001-07:002012-09-07T05:56:08.786-07:00Review: Lust Have It August<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Was pleasantly surprised to receive this particular "Luxe and Luscious" box as I was expecting something quite different after having a sneaky peek at other peoples' boxes. So, without further ado...<b> </b><br />
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<b>1. tanGo Tanning Cloth</b> RRP $21.95<br />
At first glance it looks like a regular microfibre cloth. Apparently it "acts like elastic to pull away tanning pigment" from skin. I'm not really convinced that it isn't just a plain old microfibre cloth, but we shall see. It also acts as a makeup remover- just add water and use. It would be far more useful if I wore fake tan but I'm sure I'll use it for something.<br />
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<b>2. Bioderma Atoderm Cream 8ml</b> <b>sachet</b> RRP $59.95 for 500ml<br />
I've heard good things about this moisturiser and this will be useful for travelling.<br />
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<b>3. Tigi Catwalk Sessions Styling Cream 150ml</b> RRP $29.95 <br />
Very pleased with this! My hair tends to frizz out of control (unfair because aren't Asians supposed to have silky smooth locks???) and the size is very generous so I look forward to taming my mane :) Josh might get use out of this too, as it doesn't smell too girly.<br />
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<b>4. Aromatherapy Associates Triple Rose Renewing Moisturizer 5ml</b> RRP $82.80 for 50ml<br />
A generous sample of a super expensive moisturiser. Always good to try new brands and it smells lovely.<br />
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<b>5. Aromatherapy Associates Rose Hydrating Face Mask 5ml</b> RRP $54.95 for 100ml<br />
I have never received a face mask sample so I'm really pleased to receive this.<br />
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<b>6. Wet n Wild Nail Polish 10ml</b> RRP $12.95<br />
A very girly pink shimmer. Unfortunately a little TOO girly for my taste. I tend to stick to dark matte colours but it's just the luck of the draw I guess.<br />
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<b>7. Shiseido Perfect Rouge Lipstick 2.5g</b> RRP $43 for 4.5g<br />
This is a new one from Shiseido and I have never tried their products so I love this! At first glance the colour (RD305 - Salon) is too dark compared to what I normally wear but after trying it on I quite like it. I dabbed my lips to soften the colour and it is really smooth and hydrating.<br />
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All in all, a very good box from LHI. Definitely makes up for the disappointing July box!<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11440966450266331770noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1194316240904835727.post-67401379378412331182012-08-18T05:01:00.001-07:002012-09-07T05:54:43.733-07:00Review: Bellabox AugustWheeeeeeee! My second Bellabox!<br />
<a name='more'></a>Thanks to some handy parcel tracking I was able to stalk my box all the way to my door step, which was happily received by my greedy little hands (who am I kidding- my hands are freaking enormous). The items were packed into a sturdy recyclable cardboard box:<br />
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I will admit that it would be very hard to top last month's amazing box and I definitely wasn't excited when I opened it- possibly because of the bland colours- but like most good things (eg. Radiohead's <i>Amnesiac</i>) it grew on me and I am rather pleased with the contents of this box:<br />
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<b>1. Lush Ro's Argan Body Conditioner 45g</b> RRP $29.95 for 225g<br />
This is marketed as a conditioner for the body. Like, put it on in the shower and wash it off. Love the concept but I may be the only person in Melbourne who has never been impressed with Lush products (really, I thought they just made fancy soap- <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_PzJE2PGKM" style="background-color: white; color: magenta;" target="_blank">the kind that Homer eats</a>) but I was willing to give this a go. Alas! The potent smell of rose is just too overpowering for my nose (good for rhyming, though). Oh well. I do hope that Ro gets back in the lab and makes a conditioner that is happy-scented for those who just can't handle the rose!<br />
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<b>2. Luk Beautifood Lip Nourish in Lime and Ginger (or Lemon and Mint?)</b> RRP $24.95<br />
Now this is VERY cool. This is a completely EDIBLE nourishing lip tint. You know that old myth about women consuming ~2kg worth of lip product in their lifetimes? TRUE! The dark browny colour really freaked me out but it is very sheer and although I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what flavour it is (no product label, blocked nose) I shall keep it handy in my bag in case I get the munchies :P<br />
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<b>3. Aveeno Daily Moisturising Lotion 29ml </b>RRP $12.95 for 350ml <br />
I've received Aveeno samples before but frankly, I find sachets pretty annoying to use... fortunately this is a decent sample in a cute wee bottle. Perfect for the next time J and I go on a road trip!<br />
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<b>4. EmerginC Kombucha Cleanser and Phytocell Cream 3ml </b>RRP $44.00 for 120ml & $105 for 50ml<br />
Second pun of the box! As a scientist I've never been impressed with the silly biological jargon used in beauty product advertisements but the tiny bottles are super cute and all will be forgiven if these products do their job.<br />
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<b>5. Aurora Spa Rituals Clarifying Shampoo and Revitalising Conditioner</b> 50ml RRP $40 for 500ml<br />
Love the bottles and woah! at the price tag but another little gem for the travel bag.<br />
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<b>6. Phytocare Daily C Vitamin C Powders Sachet x2 </b>RRP $17.80 for 30 Sachets<br />
A very clever inclusion! They contain 1000mg of vitamin C and came just in time for my bronchitis :)<br />
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All in all, a very solid August box. There have been some complaints about some people getting more or less dollar value in their boxes but as we only pay $15/month I'm pretty chuffed :)<br />
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